First off, let me say, I'm not a fan of spoilers. A crucial part of this film was spoiled for me before I had a chance to see it by some swollen anus of a person who deserves to die in a pit of slow chewing fire ants. So rest assured, I will not spoil anything…Read more The Force Has Indeed Awakened. [No Spoilers]
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Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong with Star Wars (Episode IV) The Special Edition: Hope Harder
Welcome back, patient readers! If you haven't already, I would suggest you go back and read the previous three installments of this six part series that dissected the prequel trilogy before jumping into this, the critical perception of the original trilogy from a fan of the series and a filmmaker. Again, I must warn you…Read more Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong with Star Wars (Episode IV) The Special Edition: Hope Harder
Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode III) The Special Edition: The Darthening
We've arrived, patient readers, to the thunderous climax of the prequel trilogy. So far, we've learned that Padme has a thing for bad boys, Jar-Jar was the real Phantom Menace, acting is not a requirement to be in a Star Wars film, apparently, and that Yoda can kick some serious butt when pissed off enough.…Read more Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode III) The Special Edition: The Darthening
Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode I) The Special Edition: First Blood
About a year ago, I decided to sit down and go through all six of the current Star Wars films because I, like many of you, geeked the hell out seeing that first initial teaser for The Force Awakens. Well, that film will be officially released in just shy of one month, and to celebrate,…Read more Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode I) The Special Edition: First Blood
Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode II) The Special Edition: First Blood, Part II
Welcome back, loyal readers! In case you might have missed it, I would suggest before going into this blindly, to go ahead and read the first installment of this six part series as I dissect, as a fan of the films, errors, interpretations and other things that have damaged the current six films in the…Read more Picking Apart the Saga: Everything Wrong With Star Wars (Episode II) The Special Edition: First Blood, Part II
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